
What Could Meta Screw Up Next?
META’S AI PROFILES: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Oh, wait – everything. Who the f*** didn’t see this trainwreck coming?
So, Meta thought it’d be cute to shove AI profiles down our throats on Facebook and Instagram. You know, because nothing says authentic human connection like chatting up “Jane Austen,” a bot cosplaying as a “cynical novelist,” or “Liv,” a “proud Black queer momma” designed by some programmer probably named Brad.
Nobody gave a damn. These bots were about as popular as your MLM cousin’s 3 a.m. protein shake posts, each barely scraping a few thousand followers. Engagement? Think tumbleweeds.
But then Meta decided, “You know what? Let’s double down on bad ideas!” Cue the announcement of millions of AI profiles rolling out. Suddenly, these bots are in the spotlight—except instead of love, they’re getting dragged harder than a kid who brings broccoli to a birthday party.
Comments like, “What the f** does an AI know about dating?”* and “This isn’t just virtual blackface; it’s freaking weird,” are flooding in. Turns out, people don’t like being catfished by soulless algorithms. Who knew?
And the cherry on top? Users couldn’t even block or report these bots because Meta conveniently forgot to include those features. Classic. Now, some of these cringe-worthy profiles have been quietly removed, but Meta’s been as silent as a teenager caught sneaking out when asked, “What the hell were you thinking?”
This dumpster fire of AI gimmicks proves what we’ve been predicting all along—people crave human touch. Whether it’s the warmth of a smile, the empathy of a conversation, or the literal hands-on care we provide, patients want connection, not bots pretending to understand their lives.
So, while Meta fumbles with fake personalities, let’s double down on what we do best: being real humans who show up, care, and actually make a difference.
Because no AI can ever replace the magic of what we bring to the table—or the treatment table.
— Also — this is why we’re slow clapping around HQ that we created our own new app – It’s LIVE and HOPPING.